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Be safe this holiday season :)

This is very interesting and just about sums it all up!

Holiday Warning…

Please, take care of yourself.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and shit like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.

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#safety #alcohol #starbucks #soda #bottled water #joke

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#muppets #miss piggy #quotes #sayings #beauty #eye of the beholder

“Someday everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason.”
– Anonymous

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#Fate #quote #perfect sense

I absolutely adore this song! Such a cute love song

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#Lenka #knock knock #love song

Tell yourself the truth: Does your guy belittle or ignore you? If the answer is yes… sorry! You’re dating an asshole.

-Glamour Magazine

I love how blunt you can be glamour…..

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#glamour #asshole #guys #truth #quote #magazine

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#Einstine #miracle #life

“We are all a little weird and…
Life’s a little weird,
And when we find someone whose
Weirdness is compatible with ours
We join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness
and call it Love”
– Dr Seuss

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#weird #dr seuss #quotes #love

“

“Press on: nothing in the world can take the place of perseverance.

Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with
talent.

Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.

Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.

Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.”

”
– Calvin Coolidge

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