Be safe this holiday season :)
This is very interesting and just about sums it all up!
Please, take care of yourself.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.
#safety #alcohol #starbucks #soda #bottled water #joke
“Someday everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason.”
#Fate #quote #perfect sense
Tell yourself the truth: Does your guy belittle or ignore you? If the answer is yes… sorry! You’re dating an asshole.
I love how blunt you can be glamour…..
#glamour #asshole #guys #truth #quote #magazine
“We are all a little weird and…
Life’s a little weird,
And when we find someone whose
Weirdness is compatible with ours
We join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness
and call it Love”
– Dr Seuss
#weird #dr seuss #quotes #love
“Press on: nothing in the world can take the place of perseverance.
Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.””
– Calvin Coolidge
#inspirational #quote #calvin coolidge #genius #perserverence
Recent Playlist Obsession
1. The Gambler - Fun.
2. Dancing in the Dark- Dev
3. We Found Love - Rihanna
4. By My Side - David Choi
5. Shake it Out - Florence + The Machine
6. That Girl - David Choi
7. Morning Tide - David Fonseca
8. Stereo Hearts - Gym Class Heroes
9. Someone Like You - Adele
10. U Know Who I Am - David Fonseca
11. Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
#Playlist #david choi #LMFAO #adele #David Fonseca #Rihanna #music
“Its always darkest before the dawn”
– Florence + The Machine
#florence + the machine #dawn #shake it off
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